I would describe myself as:
I am an 'occasional male'. Not looking for a woman to live with. More a lady friend to occasionally meet-up with and do things together. A walk, a talk, a flirt, a drink and perhaps some gossip.. A bit of warmth without the heating bills, if you get my meaning. Am mostly well behaved and non-intrusive. Gossip and blackguarding are worthwhile distractions though. Love telling and hearing good jokes. Have a good collection of the holy and the naughty kind.. No holy cows but the milk of human/female kindness is most welcome and appreciated. Ladies with a foul tongue and bad manners please go-jump. Good humoured verbal digs are welcome. abuse is not. I raise my glass to those who wish me well, those who dont can go their own way. Thank you but if my plain talk annoys you (it shouldn't) please go read HOW TO MAKE FRIENDS AND INFLUENCE PEOPLE and do come back and say hello.
My ideal partner would be:
Stunning, rich (kidding? not entirely), generous and pleasant.
I fare well on the last two areas above--very generous (not in my physical build, where I am decidedly sparse) and very pleasant. Common sense rather than raw intelligence is the essential ingredient for compatible friendship. The Super Intelligent Ladies, and there are plenty of them about on this site, I am sure, can find their own Einstein.I am not the one for you. What do you mean, you had worked that out for yourself. Bold! and of course CLEVER--to give the devil-een her due!
My ideal date would be:
A pint and a walk.
Walk first, it gets harder to walk after a pint or two.