I would describe myself as:
If you are looking for somebody tall, svelte and ethereal do not bother reading on. Average size with bits in the right places. The hair has some bottle blonde highlights but this 'option' is not included on this site! A genetic cul-de-sac, I try to be kind, caring and honest. Good fun with 'some modicum of intelligence' (the opinion of a friend....you can always rely on them!). I have an inane and occasionally lavatorial sense of humour. Other than this I have very few redeeming features. I go to the gym three times a week, I like cooking, cloud watching, pillow fights, making snow angels, reading, laughing in bed, walking, picnics all year round,a cup of tea in bed, having profound conversations with my pets and inanimate things. The list is endless! Sometimes regarded as a little unconventional (though I can not think why!) so be warned!
My ideal partner would be:
Kind, caring and honest. Must like animals. I am a monogamist so, please, no married men looking for 'discreet fun'.
My ideal date would be:
Meeting for coffee/lunch.