Profile - tomfoolerist

I would describe myself as:
'I own my own business' she said, which I later discovered meant she was a part time Avon lady.'I'm a lady of leisure' which translated as nobody in their right mind would employ me.'I like a man who will take care of me' which makes me wonder are they disabled and just havent mentioned it in their profile?'Lookin for a man who is over 6ft3' she said, but she didnt realise she was only 5ft 3.And dont even start me on the true meaning of 'voluptuous'! lolWell as you can see my X Ray profile spectacles are in good working order, I have heard some howlers stories on here and enjoyed a lot of it and the banter, but I still hold faith that there are many fine old fashioned and straight talking people out there. I hope I am right.As for me I am originally from the north and moved to dublin in 97, I work in new media and am also a part time personal trainer. On weekends I would often be seen having a run in the park, a cycle along the coastline, teaching bootcamps or boxercise, having a jealous nosey in an art gallery or catching a beer with friends.I adore well written music and used to play guitar professionally. Over the past few years I have got back into painting though my last few creations could be sold as scarecrows.Please do not contact me if you or any member of your family have appeared on the Jeremy Kyle show, I appreciate people who can inspire my grey matter and at the same time not take life too seriously, life is supposed to be fun remember. I enjoy people with a big sense of humour, but who also respect themselves and others, morals and ethics are a must, so please dont bother if you like to wear your pyjamas when you go shopping.

My ideal partner would be:
super

My ideal date would be:
sophia loren