I would describe myself as:
Don't really know why I'm on this, I'm actually am absolute stud... I enjoy long walks on the beach, preferably with an older, naked women! I have not by far had an easy life- born as an orphan in the ghetto slums I was subsequently dropped numerous times on the head. This has left me permanently retarded. However, I am an amazing lover, well that is according to the baboons I've shagged in the jungle. They really welcomed me into their family, I lived with them for a while, swinging of trees just to remind me of the old times.After making it big in America, I dated Eva Longoria for a while, then I got rid of her cause apparently I'm to aggressive, like so what if like to choke her when I 'm riding her, ****ing crying ****. She couldn't even make a proper sandwich like! Anyways, I'm simply amazing... ;)
My ideal partner would be:
you
My ideal date would be:
you