Profile - mkprelude123

I would describe myself as:
Loyal, sincere guy, born on valentines day so romantic by nature and thus seeking to share that romance with the right person, come out, come out wherever you are.....Straight talking, no nonsense type character, do not and will not suffer fools gladly, in other words i,m a complete pain and quite insufferable, a date with me would instantly reduce your interest in men per se and you may lose the will to live! Really though, easy going, kind and considerate!Passions include music and interior design!

My ideal partner would be:
Someone who agrees with absolutely every thing I say, laughs when I laugh, smiles when I smile and above all someone who doesn't interrupt, someone who owns their own off-license may also be considered, preferably someone called Jane, shoulder length brown hair with a glass eye, must also walk with a pronounced limp on the right side, this must be a congenital birth defect, scandinavian ancestry a must, third generation Swedish with the ability to speak Finnish fluently.P.S. Those of you who decide to conceal your identity may neither message nor wink as this implies your either hideously ugly, a social outcast, wanted by the authorities for crimes against humanity or just simply unattractive and I dont do any of the above, being aesthetically challenged is an unfortuntate burden to carry through life, but carry it you must regardless, however not in my company! Well if you,ve got this far maybe your curious, as you should be, only one way to find out! Must also be a devout Stoke City supporter, been to at least three home games per season for at least ten years and your chances of meeting me would be considerably improved if you,ve played for the Stoke City ladies team and been the nominated Captain on at least five or more occassions!

My ideal date would be:
Copious amounts of beer washed down with a kebab, no coffee, candles or walks on the beach or any of that crap, leave that for the deluded! Cozy nites in and out, just perfect!