Profile - lumphammer

I would describe myself as:
I'm a younger version of Victor Meldrew (that grumpy ould git from 'One foot in the grave'). Only joking. I'm tall. Reasonably fit (might need a bit of toning). With a big deep breath I can still fit into a 34" waistband. I'm presentable. Articulate. Was once described as handsome (mind you, she was visually impaired but so what!). Have a filthy mind and boy am I proud of it....thanks Dad!! I snore (usually in my sleep). Born again virgin - not by choice. Modest!! I'm a lover not a fighter but I do have a stubborn streak. I'm very laid back, easy going but don't step on my toes too much. >

My ideal partner would be:
FEMALE. No stubble would be great (especially on the face). Easy going like myself. Good humoured. Likes having her face stuck in a pillow and her ass in the air?? Attractive, with a touch of elegance. Intelligent. Someone who's neither snobby or snotty and doesn't get (or give) too many 'headaches'!!. A lady (except you know where of course!!!........)

My ideal date would be:
I have no problem doing the romantic meal or the walk on the beach crap.... Unfortunately, while my brain realises my age, my redundant mickey doesn't. So, to be totally honest, my 'IDEAL' date would be one that ended with a good ride...with a woman!!!.....Well, I can dream, can't I??