I would describe myself as:
SOMEONE WHO WILL ONLY RESPOND TO PHOTOS!
My ideal partner would be:
Tall, well put together, handsome, fun, same sense of humour as me, not a heavy drinker or drug user, thoughtful, well mannered,smart, reasonably healthy (not attracted to overweight men, I'm quite petite,) positive mind, good natured, sincere, a good cock, I mean cook, well dressed, smell nice & love spending time with me & preferrably not a nail biter or serial killer!
My ideal date would be:
If you tick all the boxes I'll do anything you want!