I would describe myself as:
Not from the West, although I am indeed the best... ok, enough of the poetry... I'm cute, tidy, good at washing dishes (without the help of the dishwasher, I might add) and I'll never complain for having to put the toilet seat down. Also kind to big men and small animals. You must be in love with me by now...
My ideal partner would be:
Perfect. I cannot resist big blue puppy eyes NOR big muscles... put the two together and well...
My ideal date would be:
Non-cringy